Micah was 10 minutes late.
He had me so worried. I was literally thinking "if that goon doesn't show up I will probably spiral into a deep depression and not be able to write a new blog post."
Then he walked in and I went straight to micahcryder.blogspot.com
How has everyone been? Yeah, I do not care. It's not like you would comment on this post and tell me anyway.
F*cks.
Did you know Netscape still had a web browser? Me neither.
GOOGLE CHROME WINS.
Do you want to have an info-gasm?
I'll give you one: look at the picture to the left.
695,000 Facebook status updates EVERY MINUTE.
In case you were wondering, this is beautiful and ridiculous graphic was shown to us by Prof. X. I'm glad he is "in the know."
Today is all about internet again, but basically focused on ONLY web browsers and how crazy popular and filthy rich they are.
Statistics about Google are much too intense for me. They hire 8 new people a day...can you even believe that? Google pwns nOObs.
Our professor just put up the topic list for next class. It goes like this:
-blogging
-porn
-social networks
-security
Excited? I am.
I realize this has probably been the most boring post you've ever read of mine, but hey, I threw in a graphic this time!
So cry your mascara to your chin then wipe it the f*ck up 'cause that looks gross..and get over it.
I'll do something better on Thursday, promise.
Until then, go hug your mother.
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