Orson Welles Likes to F*ck with People

Well, today's topic is RADIO. Not the mentally challenged Cuba Gooding Jr. movie, but that thing you listen to in your car if you haven't heard of that new Apple invention..what is it? Oh, the iPod. Right.

Unfortunately, I am not going to talk about my classmates today. If you follow, you know Cheats and Scarface are bromancing while Bedhead slumps nearby and Douche shouts/stares at his female friends. Today, I can only find Douche and I really don't feel like exploiting his rare, extreme douche-ity. Besides, I'm doing this thing called multitasking so I don't really want to people watch my entire class.

(just fyi, when I say "multitasking" I mean "I have 10 tabs and 2 Word documents open.")

I should probably pay more attention to Prof. X than this blog, though, considering Thursday is our first midterm exam. We have a study guide. It's 16 pages.

Yeah, I just took a break from the last paragraph and instead of paying attention, I was on Wikipedia looking at sitcoms. Wow, work ethic.

Now I have 13 tabs.

Mostly, this blog happens to land with Micah and I implementing some sarcasm and dry humor in our judgments on humanity, specifically in our Journalism class. The key word in the last sentence is "mostly" because now I'm going to stray from what I normally talk about.

Alright, I'll be quick. (that's what she said?) Have you heard of MuchMusic.com? If not, just go there. It's basically the Canadian MTV, but so much (ha, much) better. If you like music, tv, entertainment knowledge/gossip, then this site might tickle your fancy. My fancy was pretty much experiencing a tremor. Okay, I'm done. That wasn't so bad right?

The Journalism class we're in is Media History & Literacy. So, fittingly so, we are constantly discussing media and how people use it, respond to it, work within it. I'm always so shocked at how daft mankind is, has been, and will forever be. In my mind (that's a scary image already, huh) the entire human population is made up of 98% who just do not understand. They have problems with clear direction, comprehension, common sense, and just overall regular brain function. The other 2% have a clue. Ultimately I've concluded there are approx. 6.7 billion hopeless buffoons and approx. 137 million geniuses. I think I have probably met a dozen people who fall in the brainy minority. Sad.

15 tabs (and counting).

Bye now. You suck if you're not reading this. Which means that last statement is pointless.